Dara Silverman

Actor. Director. Teacher. Muppet. Baker. Devourer of books, words, and cupcakes.

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

I see it. I like it. I want it. I eat it. #IVFMama #7Twix

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

Do you ever make a rapid burst of brief but effective calls and e-mails and think, “FUCK, I’m good?”

Because, FUCK, I’m good.

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

I just biked to the post office. While I was in town, I befriended two very serious toddlers, who very seriously showed me their popsicle stick and paper cup dragon puppets. Am I in my Wes Anderson era? Because I'd love that.

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

I’m not exactly sure what to make of the way my phone autocorrects my name. It’s not that it changes the spelling, but rather, the sense: Dara gets autocorrected to DARA. Is this a metaphor? #LiveInCapsLock

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

@flaminhaystacks What a wonderful friend your daughter has! May we all be surrounded by such sensible, thoughtful people.

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

@ParlanSpinner 100%.

[Meta-Phys Ed. @Meta_PhysEd]

Rehearsals for THE BANALITY OF EVIL have begun! More info and Tix | Link in Bio!

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

@thehomeedit: I’d like you to know that as my husband and I have been unpacking and settling into our new home, he keeps saying that the “organization ladies told him that everything needs a place to live.”

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

@joshgad I’m so, so very sorry for your loss.

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

@levarburton Thank you for being an unfailing light in this world, Mr. Burton.

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

@AudraEqualityMc Not a restaurant per se, but a bakery: go to Mike’s in the North End. However long the line is, hold it-it’s so worth the queue!

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

New towels should be sold with a strigil.
Discuss.
#LintEverywhere

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

@KChenoweth Sending love and light your way. 💛

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

Moving Revelations 1:1
If I EVER try to buy more baking chocolate, thou art commanded to remove me from the Baking Aisle, post haste.

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when you are in any degree of a hurry, a large man with a large ficus will walk at a glacial pace immediately in front of you.

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

@MrDavidGordon Mother knows best. And will just sit here in the dark.

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

March 28, or "WHY IS IT SNOWING?!"

[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

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[Dara Silverman @dara_dactyl]

@kristencaruana NOOOOO DON’T LEAVE THEM IN YONKERS!! I’M MOVING THERE!!