Greta Thunberg has been detained in an Israeli cell infested with bedbugs and supplied with insufficient food and water, according to activists:
โThey dragged little Greta by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others.โ
The best decision I ever made was marrying you, @MichelleObama. For 33 years, Iโve admired your strength, grace, and determination โ and the fact that you look so good doing it all. Happy anniversary!