Sarah

could someone please buy me a human-sized hamster wheel • they/them

[Sarah @darahsenison]

Good afternoon I am now BANNED from using hinge because I stopped using it seriously and just offered to fix men’s bad profiles for a $5 Venmo. Just trying to do the lord’s work and this is what I get

[Sarah @darahsenison]

The nonbinary urge to form an obsession with Claude Cahun and start listening to French punk music 😘

[Sarah @darahsenison]

@seriouslyfaith the way every time I go home for the holidays I jump from being a six to being a nine instantly

[Sarah @darahsenison]

Y’all my girlfriend has me listening to Portuguese electro-pop I am down SO bad

[sis thee doll @ucancallmesis]

im looking for a black femme drummer and bass player in new york city to play my concert on December 7th
DM ME!

can my nyc folks rt??

[JP @jpbrammer]

I am in the mood to receive a life-changing amount of money

[andy @heyitsandy_]

don’t listen to those people who say “no one cares about your spotify wrapped” because i care, i care because i’m a deeply nosey person

[Sarah @darahsenison]

Happy for the swifties but also happy for me, whose only way of making friends at the lesbian bar last night was to look at other women who weren’t screaming the words to red like 🤷🏻‍♀️ and hope for the best

[Sarah @darahsenison]

Today is the day in New York when you get to play the fun game called are you wearing a costume or is that just how people dress in Bushwick

[RUGLAND @rugafellas]

Made some cool rugs 🥶 a simple Rt can get you a free one 👀

[Sarah @darahsenison]

Lost my ID in an Irish pub a week and a half ago and it is DANGEROUS knowing that replacing my ID only took ten bucks and now it’s just…here

[Sarah @darahsenison]

@Bobbyhttp DWP season 4 vibes

[Sarah @darahsenison]

We have reached the point in the year where it is cold in the shade but hot in the sun and also chilly at night but brutal in the afternoon so I just walk around with a button up sprawled in various ways across my body like a cast member of the walking dead

[Sarah @darahsenison]

Misogyny! at the Workplace

[Sarah @darahsenison]

Sitting across from a real life N95 gf antimasker bf duo on the train tonight

[Carrie Hope Fletcher @CarrieHFletcher]

Trans women are women. So the idea of casting a woman to play a woman is hardly a "gimmick". 🙄

[Sarah @darahsenison]

@seriouslyfaith As a bored and experimental barista I can confirm this is in fact pretty gross

[Sarah @darahsenison]

What a dystopian experience it is to ride a half hour delayed train while everyone’s iPhone emergency warnings are going off, everyone pretending it’s normal and going about business because we all had to make money tonight

[Sarah @darahsenison]

The mayor does not get made fun of on Twitter enough, clearly

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@ForceMDs: told ya this was my jam.

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

do any girls out there want to be very close friends in a historical way

[Sarah @darahsenison]

Intimacy with friends. Cuddling. Kisses on the face. Playing with hair. Dancing. All of it! Intimacy with your friends!!!