T Le Grand

I made it! ...... Now, what's next????

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

our healthcare system is a joke

[Harshmallow 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Rogue Antifa, Inc. @Nikki2U]

I feel like the expired food in my pantry from the Biden era is probably safer to eat than anything being produced now 🥺

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Nobody should be buying ground beef for the next 90 days.

[Blank Check @dreadloxrastah]

You can put an email verbatim in the Outlook search that you just sent 2 minutes ago and it’ll be like no results found

[Etimbuk @EtimbukHR]

Everything is urgent in corporate until you ask for approval😣

[𝕟𝕒𝕒♡ @nabendol]

Too much availability kills your value….don’t show up to work tomorrow.

[Dad @achiever4L]

It's 6 am, you wake up to the sound of rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Tetanus is back

TETANUS

For the love of God... https://t.co/kjWAHCSQuw

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

[Marissa D. Barrera @mdb2]

I love how big food manufacturers finally got the deregulation they wanted and they couldn’t even play it cool.

Just an immediate “oh yeah we will totally contaminate your food with shit, glass, and disease if unmonitored. ☺️”

[🍉subobscura💚 angry knitter 🎧 @neocosmology]

the dark reason they won't tell you is so that people won't lose their houses when someone needs cancer treatment.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Zero debt.
7-8 hours of sleep per night.
Low body fat percentage.
Nutrition is perfect.
Mental health on track.
Zero alcohol and extremely hydrated.

This was my peak. I was 8 years old.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

choose law school instead of med school bc doctors go to jail for their mistakes, but when a lawyer makes a mistake, someone else goes

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

mi juego favorito es adivinar si mi dolor de cabeza es por deshidratación, migraña, malnutrición, estrés, falta de sueño, mala posición o por un tumor cerebral

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We’re either at work, going to work, coming from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

home is where you trust the toilet seat.

[Grimmjow’s Hollow Hole @yamsnmac]

My bananas on the table rn

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Fun fact: The scrap value of gold and copper inside of a flock camera is worth more than a catalytic converter.

Carry on.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

apparently the only place left without ads is a book