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[darby @DarbedWire_]

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg is ending his presidential campaign. He made history as the first gay candidate to win a nominating contest.

https://t.co/k14EpBRvPs

[darby @DarbedWire_]

I hope every single girl who posted the picture of the red swimsuit on IG is ok

[darby @DarbedWire_]

Hi, I’m a middle school teacher. You might know me from my hits “sit in your assigned seat”, “no you may not go to the bathroom again, you just got back”, and the chart-topping “please remember to put on deodorant in the morning”

[Amy Elizabeth @amonksy_]

Hi, I’m a graphic designer. You might know me from my hits “no I won’t make the logo bigger”, “that is way too much text” and the chart-topping “you didn’t give the proper lead time”

[darby @DarbedWire_]

@YURlDETTA @freshlywesley1 @amonksy_

[queen of the clouds @snowibitch]

this video deserves an Oscar https://t.co/vt8xqtIjpH

[actioncookbook @actioncookbook]

SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday
OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you
INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid

[darby @DarbedWire_]

Wesley thought “girl next door” meant the beautiful, voluptuous girl that all the guys wants.
It’s been a tough night.

[darby @DarbedWire_]

#LoveIsBlind is my all time favorite tv show. I need a second season STAT

[darby @DarbedWire_]

BLOOP

[darby @DarbedWire_]

Wesley has to take 2 naps a day or he gets cranky

[darby @DarbedWire_]

I texted (!!) my dentist that my jaw has been progressively hurting more since my wisdom tooth procedure and this girl texted back within 1 min solutions and within 5 min called in a prescription. 10/10 recommend

[darby @DarbedWire_]

Spent a solid 4 hours solo at the beach today

[darby @DarbedWire_]

When I went to get evaluated for my wisdom teeth removal, I was in the chair at the dentist for approximately 5 min. The bill was $136. Luckily, my insurance covered all of it. Imagine if I didn’t have dental insurance (like hundreds of employed Americans)

[darby @DarbedWire_]

@iamtyler_b Feel like that should be your bio

[darby @DarbedWire_]

@jennaschwartz88 @ParkerSpears They did not give me an ice pack face wrap but I did get a v swollen face

[darby @DarbedWire_]

I get my wisdom teeth out today and im terrified

[darby @DarbedWire_]

OK and this is why teachers stopped! Ain’t nothing cute about shaming a KID

[ilhan @haniruok]

the generation that grew up with crank that - soulja boy looking at the 285 step renegade dance https://t.co/ZdPglUXDFi