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can we pls be absolutely sure there’s a mirrorball for me?

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

don’t make a bitch who can’t read the main character

(advice from olivia)

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

America endorses the spider creature guarding Sovengarde

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

i owe it all to ice minx

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olivia (about her husband)- he wouldn’t burn the casserole, he would know better.

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

“but everyone will think i’m a normal cupcake but im a sexy cupcake” -kailyn

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

@BondsAva lemon on a chain with a v cut

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@BondsAva too late i’ve already portrayed us as marilyn monroe and the guy who wrote the crucible

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

everytime a baby laughs a hot girl goes blonde

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

@BondsAva honey, our kids are about to ride away on newly emerged dragon children

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

@BondsAva is a charlatan and a thief

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

cloud sharks son or sky ocean daughter??

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

“the last thing the police see is that you double texted him”

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

sorry officer, but i’m not responsible for the speed i go when Jukebox Hero comes on

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

war and peace: foes and hoes

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

@BondsAva told a really funny joke tonight

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

i won’t tell anyone if i win the lottery but there will be signs

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

there is something deeply sinister about an only child

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

“You can’t be in witness protection and be a fucking bitch”
-Riley

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

@BondsAva yeah but if i’m kissing you, and you’re kissing me… who’s going to fly the plane???

[mrrbll @darbeemo]

@BondsAva us