DRB

Minimum sleep, maximum sass.

[DRB @darbias]

Guess I can treat this as a stream of consciousness, see what happens.

[DRB @darbias]

This is the day you bake birds into pies, right? #fourandtwenty

[DRB @darbias]

I just want to go home.

[DRB @darbias]

#America : Land of the damned, home of the privileged. Everybody else get out. #whathaveyoudoneamerica

[DRB @darbias]

I will sit in my car and listen to a song as loud as my heart desires so long as it is an appropriate time of day. #shameless

[DRB @darbias]

I've had Twitter for a couple years and I'm still not sure how it works.

[Expherience @Expherience]

Baby hippo appreciation tweet

[DRB @darbias]

I guess it's time to update my "home" address.

[DRB @darbias]

My name is DRB and I frequently sit in my car for extended periods of time to listen to classical music.

[DRB @darbias]

Q: What are pissed off cats? 😾

A: not in the mewd. 😾😾😾

#imgreat #ohdrb #jokesaboutcats

[DRB @darbias]

The only person asking for my number right now is Netflix. #ishouldgetoutmore

[DRB @darbias]

@mckaylashaemeow I love u 2 goblin queen.

[DRB @darbias]

HI I'M THE PROUD OWNER OF A BIG GIRL JOB AND CAN'T STOP SKIPPING AROUND MY APARTMENT. #AAAAAAHHHHH #EXCITED

[DRB @darbias]

At what age do I learn to put on false lashes? Will it just... Happen? I don't get it.

[DRB @darbias]

All of your birthday gifts from me are late because I waited until last minute because nothing was perfect. #sorry

[DRB @darbias]

Perspective art is probably my favorite kind of art.

[DRB @darbias]

I'M JUST DOING MY BEST, OKAY?

[DRB @darbias]

Because who else will whistle the hunger games salute to you as you leave at 2:48 a.m.? @RachOwllll

[DRB @darbias]

@mckaylashaemeow secret talent contest.

[DRB @darbias]

Ethics is neat because I get to assert my opinion all over the end of this paper. 😎