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i came here to party

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@BernieSanders I love you daddy

[Bobby @SullivanBobby]

Drake: Your feet are small 🤣

Kendrick: God has chosen me alone as His instrument to strike you down. Your pride has landed you in a den of snakes where your most trusted advisors are plotting your downfall and when that inevitable moment strikes, you will deserve it.

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My whole timeline is pregnant people and i can’t stop gagging

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Comes on twitter just to post that

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Stop bleaching your brows it doesn’t look good

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It’s low key rude how many people come for my free Palestine posts vs my other political posts… yall are sooooo pressed that I’m against genocide out of everything i say???? Make it make sense

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Rj and i have some beef with the neighbors and i occasionally think i hear them breaking in…. Every time that happens i grab the torch & practice my pyromaniac defense

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I feel so sad every time i see someone use a shitty sheet mask

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Instead of properly communicating, can’t i just force everyone to go to couples therapy with me instead? Confrontation should be someone else’s problem ~

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Benny drama was here last week and i missed it

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~why did we fight for the right to work~

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@elocinennair THE AUDACITY

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Becoming an adult is just swallowing your pride and becoming active on LinkedIn

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No one talks about sweaty New Yorkers are

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New Yorkers being fast walkers is one of the biggest lies that has been told to me

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Why did i get sm satisfaction seeing our HS reunion was cancelled because no one cared

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Everyone needs to stop doing the tube girl. None of them are even close to as elite as the og.

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Having to give your weight for a private tumbling lesson is so on par with the cheer world lol I’m 28 and have the body of a 23 year old love me pls

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Social media in your almost thirties is just everyone hustling

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I’ve gotten better at recognizing what should be a story 4 the close friends on insta when I’m sober but one espresso martini and everyone gets to see it all