Darby Reive

The separation's in the preparation.

[Stata @Stata]

If 2022 were a #Stata command, what would it be?

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I am all settled up!
https://t.co/TiLw2zwGRb

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@lianakins Please refrain from adjusting my House of the Dragon POV

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@lianakins Ugh tell me about it. They’re ruining our home with their ideas of “cashless payments”, “air conditioning” and “wifi”. Makes me sick

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Dahby, you don’t summa in Prague. You holiday.

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Wes Anderson definitely summered in Prague

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Landlord sorry for the messy floor when I moved in. I smiled and said don’t worry about it #MyDyson

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In my home, leave your shoes on. I can’t wait to clean up after you #MyDyson

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Future apologies to the Dyson employee who has to address me as preferred

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Hell yes I would like to subscribe to the Dyson newsletter

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Other vacuums suck

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If Dyson produced vacuum content I’d watch

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Never though I’d join an e-community with My Dyson and password protecting my vacuum. But here I am, Dyson

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Never in my life did I think I would take time to register an online account for my vacuum but here I am, Dyson

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Dyson, the most trusted name in suction-based cleaning solutions

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Personal update… I have joined the elite fraternity of Dyson vacuum owners.

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@Scotty_Rodge Rare Candies are the most awesome force the planets ever seen, but you wield them like a kids that’s found his dads gun.

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@Scotty_Rodge Mr. Rodgers, after careful consideration I’ve decided not to endorse your tweet.

[🇬🇷 x💥 @cbass6x]

Man wtf is this Blazers halftime show 💀

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Why new SNL not on HULU? @hulu :(