Darby Hoffman

I can write, snack and cry all at the same time. I also make a mean cup o’ joe. 😎

[Darby Hoffman @darby_hoffman]

A thought:

A happier me is a better wife, better sister, better friend and better human.✨

[Darby Hoffman @darby_hoffman]

I need the biggest hug.

[Darby Hoffman @darby_hoffman]

Waking up after both my sisters spent the night is the best feeling. I feel like I’m both reliving my childhood & playing Mama Hen. ❤️

[Darby Hoffman @darby_hoffman]

“Hi, excuse me. Where can I get the Olivia Rodrigo AMA dress?” 🤤😍

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

The hometown urge to point out to your partner every single place you have ever done anything

[Darby Hoffman @darby_hoffman]

Seriously just saw someone post “Thanksgiving or Black Friday - Which are you more excited for?”

I swear, if consumerism doesn’t stfu long enough for ppl to actually be grateful for what they already have, I’m gonna scream.

[Netflix Tudum @NetflixTudum]

if you know you know

[Candice Huber @nolafleurdelit]

"Sorry, I can't, I have plans."

The plans:

[Darby Hoffman @darby_hoffman]

Me: “Alright. Do whatever you need to not cry in front of your therapist.”

*Sticks tongue out & makes weirdest face to keep in emotions*

Me: “…Except that. Dear god never do that again.”

[Darby Hoffman @darby_hoffman]

Ya bitch is back.

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

Everybody meet my new goat Alejandra 😂💕

[Darby Hoffman @darby_hoffman]

New form of ASMR: Watching the IT guy do algebra in Excel 👀

[Darby Hoffman @darby_hoffman]

I feel so grateful and blessed right now. 🙏🏻❤️

[Darby Hoffman @darby_hoffman]

Where’s that GIF of the Grinch screaming “Help! I’m...FEELING.” ???

[Darby Hoffman @darby_hoffman]

Get you a therapist who calls your ex a fuck boy/ claps and squeals over the new developments in your life. 👏🏼💖

[Darby Hoffman @darby_hoffman]

@chelsealynn1214 @LweezyBaaby RT

[Darby Hoffman @darby_hoffman]

@arielmckillips Thinking of you girl. Xoxox.