The plan? The first-ever edible mascot. We sponsor a college football game, have a PopTart mascot rise out of a giant toaster, dance around the whole game, make everyone fall in love with it, and lower it back down into the toaster to its death where an edible PopTart comes out the other end—so everyone can eat it to celebrate the winners of the game. This will drive brand awareness by capitalizing on millennials’ anxiety and depression.
@OkayArcane @GothWhopper @buttcrakzach@ChiefTonyy I’ll never forget hearing him scream at 4am while he ripped that shit off in the bathtub while I was falling asleep. Next time, he’ll listen when I tell him to shave his legs 🤣
@_ouijabored YES!!! I honestly thought I was doing something wrong when I tried taking mine off for the first time. Like did I forget how to wear shoes? Why is this so hard? @vans explain.