Darby

She/Her•UA Law ‘23

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

I do not want Venezuela
I do not want Greenland.
I do not want Cuba.
I do not want Canada.
I do not want Mexico.

I just want Alabama to run the damn football

[Darby @darbyjalyn]

@HOBBoston @State_Champs @Cartel @realfriendsband @Broadside_ Is there a presale code for this show?

[Darby @darbyjalyn]

Consistency is key

[Darby @darbyjalyn]

My most middle aged dad trait is that my answer to boredom is to open Netflix, type in “war movie”, and proceed to watch whatever I have seen least recently

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

they reappear after bout 2 beers

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

The ADHD screening test should just be "try to schedule an appointment for your ADHD screening."

[Darby @darbyjalyn]

@PyroMEL Fenway forever

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

William Henry Harrison rn

[Roll ‘Bama Roll @rollbamaroll]

Pat Adams has an Angel Hernandez poster in his bedroom.

[Kyle Tharp @kylewilsontharp]

Me all year: "Polls don't matter, its all a grift, don't pay attention to them"

Me tonight: "You know J. Ann Selzer is the Gold Standard of Iowa Polling"

[Darby @darbyjalyn]

And the thanks we gave them was utterly obliterating Chevron😔

[Nate @thenatewolf]

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

[🏃‍♀️⚖️ @CanPanicNow]

Being an ADHD lawyer is the universe's sick joke for being smart enough throughout school you never really had to do homework or proofread papers. JOKE'S ON ME. My JOB is homework and proofreading now.

[Darby @darbyjalyn]

@PyroMEL Stopppp

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

It’s their month

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

Did the entire Georgia fan base just get cooked by a kid?

[Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker]

“women only like sports because they find athletes attractive”

wrong! i love mess & being a hater. attractive athletes are a bonus.

[Samantha Dudley @InspiredByJM]

The last 9 months as US soccer fans we’ve lost

Ali Krieger
Julie Ertz
Megan Rapinoe
Sam Mewis
Kelley O’Hara (at the end of the season)
Alex Morgan (after one last game)

My ‘19 babies, the ones that made me fall in love with the game. And Becky is probably next. RIP me