darcy boles

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I promise i'd only say half these things to you @UncleBlazer http://t.co/PhZ9Sorc

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@UncleBlazer: get at me wolf... http://t.co/frlAO7xt

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Q: how many tweets does it take for @uncleblazer to date me?
#reeeewd.

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oh hai! @UncleBlazer

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Dear @UncleBlazer, how do I convince you that we're soul mates?
what? it's just bbq sauce. i wanna make out.

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i joined twitter solely to talk to @UncleBlazer. hopefully he notices me.