mooncake

twenny5 • biomed student

[mooncake @darcbowdler_]

POV: It’s 2024 and your working class. Sat on the sofa ready to settle down for the evening. Phone call from mum shouting not to miss Martin Lewis money man on tv, thought I’d left school. 0/10 don’t recommend

[mooncake @darcbowdler_]

As I kid I used to think bottomless brunches etc were unlimited food and as an adult I am highly disappointed food > alcohol

[mooncake @darcbowdler_]

Injecting my ears with 90s trance to wake me up in the AMs

[mooncake @darcbowdler_]

Isn’t it weird how If we want something we have to pay for it first but when I business wants people to work for them and help them run they pay you AFTER you’ve done it society is broken

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/SboJbmNmwG

[mooncake @darcbowdler_]

@Primark pls bring back capri sunrise it’s my fav summer scent 🥲

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Hired a workman online, I answered the door when he arrived and said hi. He was softly spoken, I don't have great hearing so leaned forward to hear what he was saying. He misinterpreted my action, reciprocated the lean-in and planted a kiss on my cheek. Mortified for both of us.

[mooncake @darcbowdler_]

@tfwrail Don’t think you’ve ever had them available 🤡

[mooncake @darcbowdler_]

@tfwrail imagine letting at least another carriage full of people book tickets and only putting a 2 carriage train for a 4 hour journey 🙃

[mooncake @darcbowdler_]

Do you ever play too much of a game and it takes over your brain? Im thinking in Woodoku

[mooncake @darcbowdler_]

When I was a kid I used to collect rocks but not even nice ones just any old rock

[mooncake @darcbowdler_]

@Deliveroo Happy birthday to Roo 🎉🎂

[Rap Alert @rapalert6]

7 years ago today Bryson Tiller released “Exchange.” It peaked at #26 on the Billboard Hot 100, is certified 7x platinum, and earned a Grammy nomination for Best R&B Song. @brysontiller
https://t.co/6imXNKcYjx

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

People seeking asylum in this country make up only 0.18% of the population.

If they do have recourse to public funds, it is £37.75 a week. That is just over £5 per day.

In one year, Suella Braverman claimed £159,000 in expenses. That is £435 a day.

[mooncake @darcbowdler_]

@Deliveroo 🫴🏻

[mooncake @darcbowdler_]

Somehow have watched the office a good 3 times but be never seen season 9???

[mooncake @darcbowdler_]

Charlotte de witte blow my ear holes off

[mooncake @darcbowdler_]

Most days I wonder how Robert Downey jr got away with blackface

[mooncake @darcbowdler_]

‘Covid is back with a rebrand’ yeah and most likely will be for another 100 years til the next pandemic because that’s what todays flu is?

[mooncake @darcbowdler_]

Perfect match > love island a million times