partydardi

when I’m dead just throw me in the trash.

[ghost of Kayla 🍌 @kaylala1]

delete the dating apps. your soulmate is currently figuring out how to watch 16 hockey games tonight.

[k @xf1ins]

“if I were you” i’m not even me dawg

[h. @goofhaida]

life after giving up on love completely

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

leaving a man because he’s not curious enough abt you is very valid btw

[🤍 @quannxie]

67ing my boobs in the shower

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch

[𝓂𝓊𝒶𝒶 ✴ @besitoconodio]

"las chicas deberían hablar con muchos chicos para poder elegir al mejor"

yo después de hablar con uno

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

How it feels after you calm down

[boodles | luca cagnoni i owe u my life @lesdeljkovic]

The wheel from hell is back everyone

[grace @gracefishlove]

We can start drinking for halloween Rn if you want

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

NFL/NBA: “it’s the preseason, we’re sitting our starters, we don’t want them to get hurt”

Hockey:

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

When someone doesnt text me back in 5 seconds i assume they found out. Found out about what exactly? Im not even sure myself

[Black cats are not bad luck @blackscats]

Me and my cat every chance we get

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i don’t have braincells i just have these guys

[Kaya @kyylien]

In honor of Jessica Lange returning to American Horror Story, I will be sacrificing a man

[xan @lilxan1k]

im losing my spark can someone set me on fire

[temple runner @misscalcula]

dude you are SO banished from my realm

[َ @gffyoq]

might cancel this whole healing thing and listen to the voices.