darcie macfarlane

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[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

“hot girl summer”

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

the feminine urge to buy random shit and call it self care

[David Barnett @davidmbarnett]

Scarborough Council has cancelled its NYE fireworks because there’s a walrus having a kip on the front, which is possibly the finest story to end 2022 we could ask for. https://t.co/Hl2WNc7VsE

[g. @g_sofm]

Do you ever go to sleep thinking of the coffee you’re going to have in the morning or are you normal?

[kate @whoiskatrin]

I’m single, stay indoors, work 24/7 and go to bed as early as I can and yet I intend to find love that way

[geras @infnitysex]

Me trying to save Steve from Vecna tomorrow

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i think it’s really time we come together and limit how old a government official can be. i genuinely don’t think someone should be able to make life changing decisions for an entire country while also being old enough to have dementia

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

It’s embarrassing how much my will to live is DIRECTLY connected to the weather.

[trash jones @jzux]

me, age 22 (hopeful): anything can happen!

me now (horrified): anything can happen

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Barron and his son, Carlos. Carlos just came home from college after barely surviving finals. Barron missed him a whole bunch and will not leave him alone. Both 13/10

[darcie macfarlane @darcieolivia_]

sorry what

[Professor Karol Sikora @ProfKarolSikora]

A tumour won't grow and spread uncontrollably over days or weeks, but months are often the difference between life/death.

50,000 missing cancer patients, with 24,000 extra significantly delayed. Those graphs aren't shown at the conferences.

With the numbers set to increase.

[Pasty_Kween - THE UNLUCKY - LUCKY COW! @Pasty_Kween]

Every day I wake up knowing I’ve never voted Tory and thats just fabulous

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Here's every time Emma Thompson danced tonight.

You're welcome. #AnAudienceWithAdele