🍕darcy m🍔

gloomy with a lil bit of sunshine ||🌙☮️☮️🏳️‍🌈

[🍕darcy m🍔 @darcofarce]

Pay me in whiskey and I’ll show up just to rage

[🍕darcy m🍔 @darcofarce]

Trent and I used to pregame and now we share energy drinks on the way to 6pm dinners to stay awake😂

[Señor Reds @SennorReds]

The villain. // The real villain.

[🍕darcy m🍔 @darcofarce]

Expert wife advise: make a wish list on your husbands Amazon of all the gift you want and make it 100x easier for him to shop for you💯

[🍕darcy m🍔 @darcofarce]

Because of this autoimmune disease, I have lost all the muscle that took me YEARS to put on and I feel disgusting. It took 2 months to lose 25 lbs that legit took me 3 years to put on. Worst part, is this disease is always going to make it hard for me to keep muscle on😭

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Alcohol has been the long standing, socially acceptable coping mechanism for generational trauma. It’s destroyed many lives and perpetuated abuse but it’s been marketed as a celebratory act.

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

happy international women’s day

[🍕darcy m🍔 @darcofarce]

@bethawhat Thank you😭

[🍕darcy m🍔 @darcofarce]

I love being in a relationship where I don’t feel like second best and am made to feel like #1 in every situation. Like…this feeling cannot be beat

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Love language: having a partner who wants to evolve together, not complete each other.

[🍕darcy m🍔 @darcofarce]

Or stop coming😂

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

This was the taxi line at the airport last night. Vegas needs more transportation options.

[🍕darcy m🍔 @darcofarce]

@Trent_f4yf you know what they say, big feet, big……heart❤️

[🍕darcy m🍔 @darcofarce]

I’m honestly enjoying the winter and don’t care for the summer here😂

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

Pool season begins in 40 days

[🍕darcy m🍔 @darcofarce]

I’m getting to the age that I stop at 3 drinks and in bed by 10😵‍💫

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

How introverts make friends:

25% - They don’t
75% - An extrovert found them, liked them & adopted them

[🍕darcy m🍔 @darcofarce]

Plz don’t do this lol

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

We're ready @TomBrady

[Fabian Doñate @fabiandonate]

Street food vendors are small business owners, it’s well beyond time that we treat them with the respect and dignity that they deserve.

Also — I have a bill for this, let’s get it done. #nvleg

[🍕darcy m🍔 @darcofarce]

Thank god I’m salary now. I take a full hour lunch and it not effect my pay🥰

[🍕darcy m🍔 @darcofarce]

#NewProfilePic

[🍕darcy m🍔 @darcofarce]

I will never understand buying something that expensive just to spray champagne….like what

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

Vegas sports >>>

[🍕darcy m🍔 @darcofarce]

One can only dream

[Based Brando (slur money era) @legit_scumbag]

Imagine you and ur wife dedicate your bodies to science and this is how they do y’all