NotYourFuckingDoll

I hope MAGA gets everything they deserve.

[Nicole @Nprezzed]

This user suffers from sickle cell and allegedly overheard them referring to her as as a dilaudid guppy. (Pain med used)
I'm glad she stood up for herself and confronted him

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

He didn't want a room full of crying people, so he pulled off the ultimate funeral prank

In October 2019, Shay Bradley, a 62-year-old Irish Defence Force veteran, loving father, and grandfather, was battling a long-term illness and knew his time was short. He and his son secretly recorded a hilarious audio track. As his coffin was lowered into the ground in South County Dublin, Ireland, a hidden speaker suddenly started playing the recording.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: Women on base, you better be careful. Port calls, women in Asia, you better be careful. Because these guys are going to be wild animals and you better watch out.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

EX PARDON ATTORNEY CALLS BLANCHE A LIAR: “2 days after Mr. Blanche was confirmed as Deputy A.G., he fired me. I declined to rubber stamp a political favor for Trump's friend and it cost me my job. He sent 🇺🇸 Marshals to my home to prevent me from speaking with Congress.”

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The CHIPS Act funds the production of chips using leading-edge **transistors**

And now you can probably figure out why he thinks these companies needed transgender people to qualify.

We are truly living in the dumbest of times.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Shuts down Ebola research - Massive Ebola outbreak

Closes CDC Parasitic disease division - Huge parasitic diarrhoea outbreak

Defunds screwworm research - screwworm comes back to the US

Ladies and gentlemen I give you Health Secretary RFK Jr

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

😂😂😂

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

“They should have just complied!”

They did and they got killed anyway.

“They should have just obeyed the law.”

They were and they got killed anyway.

“They should have come here legally!”

They did and they got killed anyway.

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

I cannot count how many days I've had where I've felt like this woman 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Covie @covie_93]

The President of the United States paid $5.6 million to one of his rape victims today.

[Endless @endless_real]

Sam Neill passed today and this might be the most Sam thing ever.

He named his farm animals after celebs; a goat called Graham Norton, Helena Bonham Carter as the horned cow, and zero chance of eating Meryl Streep.

Warm, witty, completely himself. Legend forever. 🦖

What’s one Sam Neill moment you’ll never forget?

[Erin 🦕 @DocOldFossil]

literally how am i supposed to sleep knowing that this angel is gone?? 😭

[Arthur Dent @ArthurCDent]

Be less like Elon Musk.
Be more like Sam Neil.

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

If one thing is absolute it's that when someone says that 'following the law and cooperating with police will guarantee nothing bad happens to you" means that the person saying it is white

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

Tips to avoid the parasite going around: replace all your fresh produce with donuts because they would never.

[Sarah @Sarahjdublin]

Last night a rapist was platformed by UFC

5 players in the World Cup have sexual assault allegations against them

Today a man with multiple domestic violence accusations will compete in the Wimbledon final

Men are allowed to abuse women without repercussions

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

@TheNotoriousMMA Try not to sexually assault any women while in your dark place, ok skippy?

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

This woman is reciting Trump’s words exactly as he said them during the NATO summit.

We have become so inured to Trump’s incoherence that is sanewashed by the media 24/7 that we fail to recognize just how much he’s declined.

Reading a transcript of his words makes it SO CLEAR.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Today I was debating a MAGA, and I was certain I was going to win. I had facts on my side. I had receipts. I had video evidence.

And then, they reached deep and found the most remarkable comeback I've ever heard.

"TDS!" they said. "You have Trump Derangement Syndrome."

Apparently, TDS is this disease where you disagree just because Donald Trump bombs boats on the high seas, commits war crimes, starts random wars, bombs schools with little girls, protects rapists and pedophiles, was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein, was convicted of 34 felonies, was found liable for sexual assault, posted racist pictures of the Obamas as apes, tore down half the White House, startd a trade war with the entire world (including an island of penguins), supported genocide, started a war that drove up inflation, cut health care for poor Americans, took the food from hngry children both in America and around the world, sold pardons to cartel leaders and people who laundered money for them and human traffickers, tried to ammend the Constitution with an Executive Order, called soldiers who died in war "suckers and losers," quoted Hitler on multiple occasions, made a man who cuddles with severed racoon road kill peises in charge of our health, said he loves inflation, threatend to invade Greenland mulitple times, pissed off Canada (how do you piss of Canada?), literally turned Washinton DC into a swamp, made billions of dollars off of being President, ran around naming things after himself, made the 250th Anniversary of the country about himself, violated the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 14th, 15th, 19th, 24th, and 26th Amendments, as well as Articles I, II, III, and IV of the Constitution in many and varied ways, has had more judicial rulings against him than any President in history, tried to overthrow the contry, tried to make it illegal to charge him with a crime while prosecuting people for such infractions as posting pictures of seashells, humiliated us on the world front numerous times, including a fantasy AI shot of the Prime Minister of Italy giving him googly eyes, ruind the World Cup by trying to rig it, and spawned the likes of Donald Jr. and Eric.

But incredibly. With just three letters, all of that just MAGICALLY goes away. Poof. Like it never happened.
Apparently, this is caused by a combination of immersing oneself in something called "objective reality" and reading things called "books."

If you do those things, you might wanna get yourself checked for this "TDS" thing. Fortunately, it's very easy to diagnose.

All you have to do is open your eyes. If you're not staring at the inside of your own colon, there's a very good chance you have it. The treatment is a steady diet of Fox News.

The treatment works better if you have the volume turned all the way up.

If you start realizing that colleges are teaching people to reject Starbucks cups that say "Merry Christmas" and that you should only accept the "Happy Holidays" ones, then the treatment is working.

If that doesn't work, slamming your head in the door multiple times might beat the sense out of it.

If you know someone affected by TDS, please share this post.