darcy five thousand

20 | real fake british-irish conspiracy theorist
the other 4999 all died

[darcy five thousand @darcy5000]

If you're reading this i sent you an email yesterday and i need you to reply

[darcy five thousand @darcy5000]

@Rof_1017 Blocked

[darcy five thousand @darcy5000]

I'm interested in kissing women

[darcy five thousand @darcy5000]

@joshypooper Chills

[darcy five thousand @darcy5000]

Your post was sent

[josh @joshypooper]

shaving my entire body to write an email

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Boils you. Boils you

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

using my disgusting infected crooked finger to play flappy bird

[darcy five thousand @darcy5000]

@GirlReclining Post all

[darcy five thousand @darcy5000]

@GirlReclining Also teenage dream and amala

[darcy five thousand @darcy5000]

@GirlReclining Upper mezzanine, barafundle, honeymoon, lethal, piggy, good riddance

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Raising Suicide Awareness by Tell everyone How Where When And Why I’m gonna do It

[darcy five thousand @darcy5000]

Belly full of burrito bowl
Head empty
Computer monitor full of sudoku
Heart palpitations

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Does anyone want to come walk around on my Back and then Stomp on it a Little Bit and then Do the Cupid Shuffle on It

[darcy five thousand @darcy5000]

Dance with my dogs in the nighttime

[darcy five thousand @darcy5000]

I feel sick

[darcy five thousand @darcy5000]

Sitting on the couch burping and ripping out my eyebrow hairs one by one

[darcy five thousand @darcy5000]

Hate that squiggle vein some people have

[darcy five thousand @darcy5000]

2 hour lunch** including four beers

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Interns be acting like they’re the shit when all they do is doomscroll all day and take their 1 hour lunch

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Interns be acting like they’re the shit when all they do is doomscroll all day and take their 1 hour lunch

[darcy five thousand @darcy5000]

How come there's no Lake Inferior