darcy

[darcy @darcymarice]

You’re gronked in the head, rizzed beyond repair

[darcy @darcymarice]

Soft launching my nipples at the grocery store

[darcy @darcymarice]

You are aging! Fast!

[darcy @darcymarice]

I am a stable genius

[darcy @darcymarice]

“Love that!”
She did not love that

[darcy @darcymarice]

Transhuman with bipedal disorder

[darcy @darcymarice]

“Weeds” are a psyop

[darcy @darcymarice]

@grib_numpy Shining stars

[darcy @darcymarice]

Spring is sexy and creative

[darcy @darcymarice]

Taurus sun / Aries moon

[darcy @darcymarice]

Willem Dafoe eats his meals tongue first, no flavor can hide from this man

[Tower 727 @tower727]

If a mad scientist hit you with a ray gun that inverted you, transforming you into a luxurious mansion whose furniture and fixtures represented your innermost self

Which room would be off-limits to the three orphans sent to reside there?

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I'm probably just the wind

[darcy @darcymarice]

@krandalljenner try the one in Hastings if you really need it! I was able to get an appointment super last minute there for some reason

[darcy @darcymarice]

On page 77 of course

[darcy @darcymarice]

the old man in Paranoia Agent is actually the log lady

[darcy @darcymarice]

Dreamt I had holes in my brain and it’s definitely because I opened this app last night