Darcy

you get what you get and you don't get upset

[Darcy @darcymsg]

I stg people need to adopt therapy more

[Darcy @darcymsg]

someone just poured a bag of flour on me on Christmas, I’m gluten free hun.

[Darcy @darcymsg]

i miss my sisters so much i want to rob a bank to fly them here 🥲

[Darcy @darcymsg]

secular judaism x

[Darcy @darcymsg]

my new ick is men reaching into the pockets of pool tables to fetch the balls

[Darcy @darcymsg]

dressed in all black, tats out and sunnies on. no one on this bus knows i’m listening to JLS

[Darcy @darcymsg]

dear younger self, you did it! you fucking did it and I’m so proud of you

[Darcy @darcymsg]

top tip: if you want to find out how little you mean to your so called “friends” move across the world.

[White Lies @whiteliesmusic]

BUT OH GOD…

[Darcy @darcymsg]

there are so many spiders in my flat but i’m leaving them for my c u next tuesday of a landlord to deal with next week when i’m gone ✌️

maybe he’ll paint over them if we’re lucky x

[Darcy @darcymsg]

changed alexa to the new voice update. it’s a british bloke who doesn’t pronounce his Ts

am i attracted to this?

[Darcy @darcymsg]

tik tok, you have betrayed me! do you REALLY think i want to watch my ex’s new girl friends “relationship check” tik tok when i’m peeing or EVER?!?

[Darcy @darcymsg]

find it so hard to concentrate on a show when i don’t fancy one of the main characters

[Darcy @darcymsg]

not me having covid, how very 2020 of me x

[Darcy @darcymsg]

been sat in a&e so long i’ve finished a whole bloody novel

[Darcy @darcymsg]

sorting clothes for a year long trip

do i need my Crane Lake lifeguard tshirt from 2014? yes, I do.

and can’t forget #cranelakerunsonkindness

[Darcy @darcymsg]

thanks for the trauma, apple x

[Darcy @darcymsg]

a year on and dating is much summed up by the below, still.

[Darcy @darcymsg]

the toxic urge to text “happy father’s day” to the ✨list✨

[Darcy @darcymsg]

birds are always chirping so loudly, and what for? I wish I could understand