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[darien ✨ @dare4thewin]

in case u missed it

[Lindsay Lohan @lindsaylohan]

It’s October 3rd 💝

[darien ✨ @dare4thewin]

one thing abt me…. im GOING to be in them comments

[isa ☆ @isabelsrevenge]

u dumb ass hoes reposting cornell 7 but went to see chris brown not too long ago

[rizal ❦ @Aaliyahzin]

the scariest gays have butterfly tattoos

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i’m a firm believer that the way someone treats you on your birthday reveals exactly where you stand in their life and how they feel abt you

[Yumna @yumiiyapss]

but why are they not telling me who did it????

[lucas🐊 @lukegtwt]

Performance tão foda que acusaram ela de estar possuída

[Bee @BeeHoldingOn]

debby referencing ''rest in peace, my granny, she got hit by a bazooka. I think about her every time I hit the hookah''

[Cowboy DD ★ @DeviDubz]

serious about that

[La Rata 🐀 @CleverSafo]

Welcome Gugu Gaga

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

Watching RHOA on the iPhone Duo gonna be like:📱

[wingless angel @EdwinChaos]

TO HELL!

But until then I suggest the Four Seasons.

[syl⁷ heard whalien 52 @rejectmeyoongi]

you guys are brave for calculating your concert spending totals. that number is between me, my credit card and God

[Z☡zᶻ @ctrl_ebun]

An ant stung me on my ass last night and it swole up so bad, but I’m thinking if I get like 10 of them to sting me in strategic places, I might not need to get a bbl no more

[Tremayn @RlCHFRlDAY]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: make these niggas obsessed with me

Genie: you still have 3 wishes left

[໊ @buffys]

ARIANA GRANDE PERFORMING ‘WARNING SIGNS’ FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER AT THE ETERNAL SUNSHINE TOUR

[John Pork's Shady Responses @r1ckposts]

Me closing the door when im finished

[glue speaking ⛓️‍💥 @glittergluecrow]

they’re selling oomfs😭

[learie @astrogeanie]

"cut off" sounds too polite. that bitch is banished from the realm.