DaRealDopePope

Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. Malachi 2:3

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

"It got grandma!": Grandma hit by poop-flinging chimp at Michigan zoo https://t.co/cMpTlFzzEn

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm done with America and looking for a new country to bless.

Could it be yours?

Reply with your pitch.

Winning nation receives My eternal bounty forever and ever.

Second-place wins a set of steak knives.

[DaRealDopePope @darealdopepope]

@_mitchy_85 tu é lindo