actually figgletop

tis, i figgletop. all other accounts are fake.

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

i finna be in the hole.

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

also, babytop has been acclimating wonderfully. here’s him at disney world 😊

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

breaking my silence: i was a stung by a bee and have been in recovery every since. please stop asking about my face, it’s not polite.

xoxo,
FT❤️

[John Pork Official @reaIjohnpork]

So happy to announce that my stepson @darealfiggletop is becoming a father! Welcome to the family, Babytop!

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

i am pleased to announce that i have become a father. this is babytop #figgleloresaturdays

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

i didn’t drop that thun thun thun, that thun thun thun dropped me 🙁

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

also he is my friend but he’s also
my stepdad! #funfact

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

everyone welcome my friend john pork into twitter!!!! #oomfs 😍

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

Do I have that dog in me be honest yes or no.

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

dead chat.

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

@nicolepaulino_ #strikingandslaying

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

do we have to bring our backpacks to the strike??? #slutgers

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

@nicolepaulino_ yes in fact i will!!!

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

beware of fit tea scams!

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Going through my camera roll …

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

confession: i am the real slim shady

[NATE @NATERERUN]

The time South Park had butter rapping Nicki Minaj’s Roman’s revenge verse😭

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

btw if you guys get a call from him: PLEASE pick up

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

surprise!!!! bonus #figgleloreTUESDSY!!! this is my stepdad john 😊

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

tíotop #figgleloresaturdays

[actually figgletop @darealfiggletop]

this was evil.