the real slim shady

welcome to my alt account😘 this is for all my bitches in the club with a phat ass. where are all my fat ass bitches in the club?

[the real slim shady @darealmotopapi]

This is now a Tokischa, Selena Gomez, Ice Spice, and Barb stan account

[Tony Montana @9mm_Scropion]

They’re investigating the whistleblower of the rape gate, not the rapist. Seriously a barbaric and sick people

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 JD Vance just claimed that when settlers arrived in the New World, they “found widespread child sacrifice,” adding that “Christian civilization ended the practice.”

Archaeologists, including those specializing in North American history, are calling this a flat-out lie. There is no evidence of widespread child sacrifice among First Nations.

To say that about Indigenous people is historically false, deeply racist, and disgustingly revisionist.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Believe it or not, I actually WANT my taxes to fund SNAP & Medicaid, not golf trips for millionaires & military tanks for war

[Luke @qLxke_]

remember when they fired melissa barrera from this franchise and smeared her name because she spoke out against israel’s ongoing genocide of palestinians

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

sēx is cool but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims

[maha @mahaaaay]

hello sharks. i am asking for a day between sunday and monday

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

Urologist here. Wait till you hear about all the various incontinences that result from childbirth. Sooo that must be unnatural right? Right??

[mike @painbuiltt]

sink discovered in bathroom

[ً @cryst6ls]

might quit my job to focus on summer

[the real slim shady @darealmotopapi]

Forgot about this account… honestly thinking about turning this into my real ALT sorry girlie pops😔

[alluringskull @alluringskull]

Hot take: The US government trying to kill Luigi to stifle the radicalization of the masses is going to have the opposite effect. Giving the death sentence for a CEO over school shootings is a signal that people in power don’t care about us and the only out is by force.

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

Hiding among the flowers as if she is one of them

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Eric Lange, who played Sikowitz in ‘Victorious,’ shares post after seeing ‘Wicked’:

��So insanely proud of my former ‘student.’ I’m floored by Ariana Grande in Wicked. A beautifully vulnerable, honest, funny and deeply grounded performance.”

[Razz⸆⸉ @tayzorswift]

trump getting elected, ariana not getting nominated for aoty at the grammys, benny blanco named sexiest man alive...I need this month to end QUICK...

[jess @abolish_jess]

he wants to be lana sooo bad

[Cesar @isthatcesar]

yeah I’m down to go out after work

[ian @itsianraymond]

are kamala harris and calvin harris related

[mike oxsmol @greetinghimeros]

every day I work towards this

[jack @cevansyonce]

the size of his arms is insane