Dare Dog

sellout

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

I love asking vague salespeople to give me more insight about what they’d like to speak about, and then confirming they’re full of shit and ghosting them

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

Duck Hodges looks way more formal in a Rams uniform

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

I reread emails AFTER I send them because I hate myself

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

Gonna start adding a “show results” button on all my polls so the sheep without opinions can still participate

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

No, these pants come like this. See, sometimes people accidentally spill stuff on their pants, but I bought these like this.

[Garrett Williams, BFA @badboygargar]

We saw you from across the bar and we like your vibe

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

HAPPY #MONDAY!!!!! It’s barely 10am, my schedule is almost completely booked, and I. AM. T H R I V I N G. I still have a few openings! I want you to FILL THESE O P E N I N G S and schedule a call with me now.

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

When dudes smell like meat >>>>>

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

Did Avon Lake High School ever get rid of all the pedophiles that taught/teach there, or is that still a thing?

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

No ragrets

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

Gonna start a landlord burner account

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

@pete_lachance Sound quality also verges on insultingly bad for the price

[richie woods @richiewoods55]

surprise! in addition to my new album i've also been working on a soundtrack for this mobile game created by one of my favorite artists, ryu okubo. it's a dream project of mine*

here is a teaser trailer
https://t.co/s3uUi3XU1I

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

Wtf happened to you to like hyper pop

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

I did a high school AP lit paper comparing The Wonder Years lyrics to Margaret Atwood poems, and I think it’s the most brilliant thing I’ve ever written

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

Glad to see Ed Sheeran back on his bullshit

[Ed Sheeran HQ @edsheeran]

Bad Habits. One month at number one.
Thank you all for listening and supporting Ed's new single 🖤🧛🏻‍♂️
#BadHabits

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

#NewMusic @zettercakes

🚨🚨🚨

https://t.co/G8eagh4RMQ

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

Gonna switch my LinkedIn to creator mode and finally get the fame I deserve

[jess @living_apology]

grayscale girlfriend, knuckle puck boyfriend

[Dare Dog @daredogmusic]

“We gotta get this guy onstage at the Comedy Store!”