DARE LASISI

Journalist,blogger,Activist, IT Consultant, & Environmentalist.

[DARE LASISI @darelasisi]

@channelstv Behave badly in public as if cursed from your village.
Many Nigerians must surely support you.
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From Shame to Wealth!

[DARE LASISI @darelasisi]

You're free to join any society but if regular bloodshed is the trademark of your authority, then see a psychiatrist today. END OF STORY.

[DARE LASISI @darelasisi]

Kwamfortism:
The reckless public display of vituperative opprobrium to disobey laws without any modicum of human dignity.
*Se ogun laye ni?

[ÓMÒÉLÉRÍNJÁRÉ @omoelerinjare]

Pa Isaac Omolehin 🗣: You are going to patiently listen to me because some of the things I want to say you will not be comfortable with it, out of 10 richest pastors in the world 5 of them are Nigerians but out of 10 richest churches in the world none of them is Nigerian.."

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

But Alhaji Agba Was a Hot Stepper! May Almighty God Grant The Late Alhaji Sikiru Ayinde Balogun Al-Jannah Firdaus

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING NEWS: Saudi Arabian government have reportedly arrested the wife and mother of Ado Aliero, a leading figure among Nigeria’s armed bandits, in the city of Medina.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is so cool 😎

Make your espresso on the road while your Tesla drives itself 🤌

[DARE LASISI @darelasisi]

@General_Somto Why not just inform the police and army to invade this place if you're 100 % sure of your story? Give the full address and location.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The biggest product ever

[DARE LASISI @darelasisi]

Charles Olumo Sanyaolu:
A veteran thespian who dragged longevity to the cockpit of immortality at 102. R.I.P, The Legend.
Who can TAKULAYA?

[Alistair Soyode @alistairsoyode]

#AirpeaceHistory on time, making record as #airpeace @1flyairpeace #airpeace7578 a @NigeriaAirline flies to the United Kingdom. #flights @Gatwick_Airport from there you take @GatwickExpress to #London @HeathrowAirport etc

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

The worst thing that ever befell Nigeria is Buhari. Buhari was worse than colonialism. The fellow just gave us hopelessly aimless leadership for eight years. He borrowed more money than Balewa, Ironsi, Gowon, Murtala, Obasanjo, Shagari, Babangida, Shonekan, Abacha, Abdulsalami, Yar'adua and Jonathan combined. Please try to understand me. When you combine what every past leader before Buhari borrowed and add it all up, it is not what Buhari borrowed.

After borrowing and sorrowing, the same Buhari began to print the Naira erratically and illegally. There is a condition known as a negative human spirit. Often, those it affects are not conscious of it. Buhari has it. When he became President, Nigeria was buoyant, and Buhari was poor. Today, the reverse is the case. It is Buhari that is now financially buoyant, while Nigeria is poor. I pray that, as a nation, we get healed from Buhari's NHS. Buhari has the Midas Touch in reverse. Everything he touches dies. No wonder Trump called him "lifeless".

#TableShaker #GrowNairaBuyNaija

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Watch me shoot down the lies of the Obidient movement tomorrow morning on Channels TV at 11:30 AM.

#TableShaker

[LF @LekanFatodu]

Today at the office, myself alongside the Governor's SSA, Mr. Damilare Orimoloye, and the Director of Sports Development, Mr. Nunayon Travih, we received Mr. Olumide Oyedeji, the Vice Chairman of the Lagos State Basketball Association and former NBA player.

[Goodluck E. Jonathan @GEJonathan]

I set out early this morning with members of the Commonwealth Observation Group (COG), to visit some polling stations in Islamabad as polls opened in Pakistan's general elections.

I wish the people of Pakistan peaceful and successful elections.
-GEJ

[TUGA @fetuga_lanrey]

@renoomokri Who be you?
Who you be?
Who carry you come?
Who send you?
Who association help?
Negotiate with who?
Relate with who?
Without your prayers Tinubu has been destined to be Nigeria's president. If you aren't happy about it, you can hug Transformer.
May Tinubu tenure favour All !

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

8 years later & still no laws … 😢

[DARE LASISI @darelasisi]

@LSodunke Bi ogun eni ba da ni loju....

[DARE LASISI @darelasisi]

The spasm of sarcasm is a precursor to the melancholic juxtaposition of divergent ideologies from toxic standpoints.

[DARE LASISI @darelasisi]

A Lion without Mercy Qatarically dragged the French leopards into the forest of brouhaha.

Oh God of Messi!

[DARE LASISI @darelasisi]

I’m happy to share that I’ve obtained a new certification: (ISC)² Candidate from (ISC)²! https://t.co/ppActH6qK0