Dare Popoola

[Paul Graham @paulg]

Some friends needed maintenance done on a pump on their farm. They called the company that had installed it, and they came and fixed it. It was installed in 1850.

[chaimaican @chaimaican]

Only true dancehall fans will get this

[… @AintNoJigga]

#ReasonableDoubt
#25on25

[Ose Anenih, CPM @ose_anenih]

“We must devise means to put a check on free access to social media”

If I talk now una go say touch not My anointed.

But ask yourself how you would have reacted if the picture was Buhari, and the quote above was attributed to him.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“Cut your own fucking grass.”

[Dare Popoola @darepopoola_]

Love the responses in the thread. It happens to the best of us.

[HBO Max Help @hbomaxhelp]

We mistakenly sent out an empty test email to a portion of our HBO Max mailing list this evening. We apologize for the inconvenience, and as the jokes pile in, yes, it was the intern. No, really. And we’re helping them through it. ❤️

[Olúwajoba Omo Òlóba @jobaoloba]

I need a person with degree in pharmacy but wants to move into tech. Work is a chilled place in YABA. We work and drink cognacs.
Slide into my DM. I heard you guys are ninjas.

[Chuks Akunna @akunnachux]

See as dem dey carry Bubu play okoso for Yankee. Choi!

[Cult of Personality @19Phranchize]

Bringing this back to the TL

[Chxta @Chxta]

Today makes it exactly six years since Muhammadu Buhari assumed office. It's been a cursed six years.

Inflation - 18%
Food inflation - 23%
Insecurity - 6 GPZs/all 36 states
Unemployment - 33%
Poverty level - >50%

#Nigeria now understands the true meaning of failure.

[Dare Popoola @darepopoola_]

@MrSawyerr 2pac - brendas got a baby
Lost boys - Renee
Mosdef - ms fat booty
The roots - you got me
DMX - Damien 1,2 & 3
Nas - Rewind
J Live - One for the griot
Biggie - ni---s bleed

[S🫶🏾 @sxde_]

My mum has just worked as nurse throughout the pandemic, a year after qualifying. Got COVID at work. She recovered (we thank God) and went back to work. She's now decided to apply for a new role in a different setting and this is what was sent to her by the recruiter. @CWPT_NHS

[Dare Popoola @darepopoola_]

@Nafsonkay @thejpgvibe @Pharrell 😆😆😆. I thought I was the man with that phone. Lol.

[cut your allowances you dickheads @ngrsenate @ximachineux]

Just found this gem, I know it’s gonna come useful one horrid day.

https://t.co/toOKWtMd3f

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

But women are not safe in this country

This is the honest to God truth.

Let's not try to colour it please.

[Nick @nickjsheriff]

@rex_woodbury Their is one key audience that is contributing to this growth, yet isn’t mentioned often, those who are hearing impaired. Apple is intentionally disrupting the $13 billion a year hearings aid market!

The competitors are unattractive & socially unambiguous devices that cost $2k!

[Dare Popoola @darepopoola_]

@TheSophiaBello 😆😆😆 been waiting

[Jen Gentleman 🌺 @JenMsft]

We're trying out a new feature in Task Manager - basically you can right click process and tell Task Manager to limit its resource consumption.

Thoughts? Just started rolling out in the Dev Channel 😊 #WindowsInsiders https://t.co/SGnlHDZIm7

[Dapo Awofisayo @DapoAwofisayo]

This is what I grew up on. You really had to be there!

[Dare Popoola @darepopoola_]

“To live is to suffer. To survive is to find meaning in the suffering”