daria b

pathological liar

[daria b @daria_b_]

all my coworkers are dumb as rocks

[daria b @daria_b_]

sometimes i wake up and feel like meghan trainor

[daria b @daria_b_]

@0atmilf um

[daria b @daria_b_]

i am loved and understood in ways you can only imagine.

coworker shows up and says “i have something for you. you’re gonna love it.” he hands me a mint condition 1994 sf giants aids awareness game poster. i smile and say “how did you know?”

[daria b @daria_b_]

sports, dude.

[daria b @daria_b_]

is anyone else’s mom really obsessed with shohei ohtani right now or is that just happening to me

[daria b @daria_b_]

@0atmilf what if i’m happy Online

[daria b @daria_b_]

percussive jazz is hyperpop for old people

[KYC VNTG© @kycvntg]

Shakira for Vanity Fair (2001) by David LaChapelle

[daria b @daria_b_]

the airport is the most expensive place in the world

[deutsche thepla @maybesarthak]

me in the criterion closet: do you guys have om shanti om ?

[daria b @daria_b_]

heard a compliment and took my headphones off. thought i was getting hit on. BOOM. a petition is shoved in my face in mere seconds. headphones are back on. maybe permanently.

[daria b @daria_b_]

@0atmilf tracy

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

It's May 1st just like in Wong Kar-wai’s 1994 movie Chungking Express

[daria b @daria_b_]

“you look like if parker posey was in portishead”

[daria b @daria_b_]

thinking about when i (a sexless hag of a woman) tried convincing my campus health clinic that i needed an emergency prescription of PrEP so that i could smuggle it to my friend (stupid and gay)

[daria b @daria_b_]

so how many times can you cry at work before they send you home early just asking for a friend just curious

[daria b @daria_b_]

the meanest girl you’ve ever met was born and raised in wokeville, usa