RedHotChiliHeffer

“I’m into murders and executions mostly.” - Patrick Bateman // American Psycho . ‘00

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

Everyone pray for @midian93056633 😂😂😂 I’m so sorry bro.

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

@brettashtonking challenged me to list 4 albums that I can listen to, front to back, without skipping a track. I can’t challenge anyone cause all my friends already done it 😂

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

@brettashtonking I respect someone who can just put themselves out there like that 😂 when she said it, I died.

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

I heard a chick at the gas station say, I got standards for cigarettes, not men tho. 😂🤷‍♀️

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

@brettashtonking Camel crush. I’m more of a Marlboro Red girl myself. But when she said it I was like 👏👏👏

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

@midian93056633 Keep it up and I’ll ruin Christmas #nopride

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

GUESS WHICH OLD ASS COUSIN HAS TIKTOK NOW! All you little assholes remember snitching me out when I was wilding out on the Internet back in the day?! Huh?!

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

YALL BETTER BE HAPPY I AINT LOOKING TO RUIN LIVES THIS WEEK

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

@brettashtonking I ain’t on Facebook homie

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

Peter Steele could’ve fucked my entire life up and I would’ve thanked him for it 🤷‍♀️

[🔪ᴄʀʏʙᴀʙʏ🔪 @deviillmann]

thinkin abt peter steele, the absolute unit

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

Don’t stay with these abusive ass men, ladies. Y’all are better than these dumbass males out here. 🤟

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

@midian93056633 Aries biiiiitch ♈️

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

@brettashtonking are you in yet? Worried about you.

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

Y’all, @brettashtonking twitter isn’t working and idk if she gon make it.

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

@brettashtonking I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself 👋👋👋

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

@alorasharonn “What’s your name?”

“Darian”

“Say that again, what is it?”

“Darian”

“I’ll never remember that”

“Okay”

[RedHotChiliHeffer @darian_meeks1]

No one:

Me: wanna see a picture of my pet?