D.A. Ridgely

Putative Lawyer, Writer, Philosopher and Comedian (not necessarily in that order).

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@JohnCleese Sixteen or more, as we cannot see the back of the shirt to check for holes that didn't go through.

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@RobSchneider So, Canadians?

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@adamcarolla In your bed?

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"I spoke with Mitch McConnell today for around 20 minutes." - Cole Sear

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@MrBeast 3

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@JonahDispatch Did she drop her scythe?

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@nickgillespie @bobdylan Visions of Johanna is the best track. Any other answer fails the cognitive test.

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@JonahDispatch Woodstock for people who hate music!

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@nickgillespie Is it the one about the four horsemen and the horse's ass?

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"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."

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We can't confirm Abigail Adams wrote an angry denial that she ever took part in Benjamin Franklin's philanderings.

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@ContraPoints Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids, but then Elon never raises any of them, anyway.

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@vir_innominatum He might be, anyway, knowing he could repent and still be saved.

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I think Trump was wrong to post a meme of the Obamas as apes, thus suggesting they're a higher order life form than MAGA voters.

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@JonahDispatch But, but I had tickets to see the roller derby there in August!