Darien Eales

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Julie WAS the reason i was the guy i was on the field today! It takes everyone but she lead the charge all week!!! Now let’s get Super Bowl ready!!

[liz ten eleven @selectric401]

get you a girl who can do neither. get you a girl who can barely fucking get out of bed and make coffee in the morning. get you a girl who lacks executive function.

[Darien Eales @darieneales]

It’s taken me 2 years but I’ve finally cracked the code - Quebecers just sound like rednecks speaking French but with an Italian accent

[Darien Eales @darieneales]

I wish I had the confidence of one of those hot girls from high school that made the transition from MLM schemes to promoting witchcraft on Instagram stories - I swear we all know one

[Darien Eales @darieneales]

@QuentinLehouck Oh my god 😶😅😭💀

[Darien Eales @darieneales]

Can someone on @Apple music put shuffle on your music when it starts playing on aux - I was sick of A-Team by Ed Sheeran playing about 8 years ago

[Darien Eales @darieneales]

Why is it that every girls fatal flaw (including myself) is thoroughly believing in astrology

[Darien Eales @darieneales]

Does anyone else’s inner monologue constantly narrate their life as if there’s an invisible person beside them or are u normal

[Darien Eales @darieneales]

Charcuterie is just a fancy lunchable. Change my mind

[Darien Eales @darieneales]

26 🥴

[z @zziak22]

how old were you when the guitar hero crowd booed at you for trying your best

[abby govindan @abbygov]

you ever meet a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up

[Darien Eales @darieneales]

Someone help me. Every time I haven't had any thoughts left in my brain it starts playing Gold Digger by Kanye West...this has been going on since 2017