Darien Foster

[Darien Foster @darienfoster]

@ZacksJerryRig Jerry, what is your daily driver?

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When it rains, it pours.

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Bad weather always looks worse through the window

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You know you're getting old when you are bored of GTA V after only 3 hours!

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Too early to be up!

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Okay, so shaving my head was not one of my brighter ideas. I Iook like a boiled egg

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So much for running home. Sod that ....

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I think my mother took the idea of a phone sock a bit too literlatly.

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my mother eyed the new phone suspiciously which leads me to believe that the watery death of its predecessor was by no means an accident.

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My mother's new Nokia phone developed cement shows and is now swimming with the fish. Wonder what it did to Piss her off. mob style hit.

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@markrfletcher nice.

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@markrfletcher what car have you got?

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Miss Italy ... :(

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@markrfletcher
I was in the south. Had some Hairy moments with Chanel the horse. She wheezed when I sat on her as if to say "fat bastard"

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just got blasted for using Instagram incorrectly. Didn't know there was a correct or incorrect way to use it. oh well...