Now that I have a child I am expected to participate as an adult at Christmas. This means buying presents for all the other little cousins. Shit sucks man. 😂🎄#grinchy
I hate leaving Maya when I’m off work so I decided to start working out at home, right? Tell me why this baby has the audacity to smack me in the face while I’m trying to do my floor work. 🙄😂
Hopefully this gets to you but to the girl who was having a bachelorette party in bend at D&D last night..uhm..your best friend is fucking your fiancé and none of your friends feel obligated to tell you. WISH YOU THE ABSOLUTE BEST. YOU DESERVE BETTER FRIENDS and a good guy.
I explained to my daughter that when Netflix started they used to send you DVDs.
6yr old: (old lady voice) You know, back in my day, the internet used to come in the mail.