Tristan Keortge

[Tristan Keortge @keortge]

@Swepstake_win2 9

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Some guy" *gets hit in the balls

Every guy in a 20 mile radius:

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

I love Florida so much

[Men’s Logic @MENSLOGlC]

Close enough 😂

[Man Tweets @JustManStuff]

When someone asks "why don't you want a daughter?"

[Brandan Huerta @TrippyGod420]

idk man it's hella sexy when girls wear nothing but your tshirt 😩

[Tristan Keortge @keortge]

@ckaytliiin lmao! I know! It's so true though! 😂😭

[Tristan Keortge @keortge]

“@ACommonFemaIe: Me trying to close out of a picture on the new Twitter update http://t.co/J4T5XKzOIL” bahaha! @ckaytliiin

[Tristan Keortge @keortge]

@JaxLuebbers @DevinWindle @T_RICH1616 what's up with the squad today?? You guys tryna chill??

[Tristan Keortge @keortge]

“@marcuswinterrrr: Little red riding the whole hood http://t.co/Ek9zUu4SVi”😂😂😂