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# views expressed here in are purely for comic relief# the mind of a commercial lawyer

[Law Society of Kenya @LawSocietyofKe]

The Law Society of Kenya mourns the tragic loss of Advocate Edward Muthee Kariuki, who was found murdered outside his residence in Athi River on 5th July 2026.

This heinous act is a dark moment for the profession and the nation. We extend our heartfelt condolences to his family, friends, colleagues, and the wider legal fraternity.

We call upon the authorities to conduct thorough, swift, and impartial investigations, and urge anyone with information to come forward in the pursuit of justice.

#JusticeForMuthee #RuleOfLaw #JusticeForAll

@ckanjama @twavinya @OyokoSharon

[D @dariiwakil]

We cannot afford to have ardhisasa down daily this is absurd

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

Crazy how you can tell some dudes are gay just by the way they blink

[D @dariiwakil]

@Knick_RSA This guys are actually quite stupid. Nowander the whites kick them around

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

😂😂 Kenyans buana .
Hawa wanachokoza shosh tu na malaika wake bure.

Ingekuwa X wangesema report the account 😂

[Wantam @wakili_046]

Nimeona Managing partner na associate wake kwa list! Put stone

[D @dariiwakil]

Hey @KenyaPower_Care your token system is down

[Jakochia Esq @Esq_Dalmas_J]

Which gas of advocacy is my colleague inhaling? Elsewhere, his high pitch precedes him. I'm wondering why the JO failed to bring the court to order. There are alot of saids that should never have been said! 😂

[D @dariiwakil]

@fit_ermined @KWSKenya Thick headed why would you post this

[Momanyi @makongorong]

@Dr_AustinOmondi She already has two children held up by her relatives, she'll just go for them

[Jeff Kangethe @JeffKangethe3]

@robkm__ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 talking about “just allow your soul to be immortalized in between the spaces of his words,” kijana wa Kaplong unawezatunga kama hizi kweli?🤣🤣🤣

[D @dariiwakil]

Kabata campaign in the mud

[Mwaura Kabata @mwaurakab]

Good evening colleagues.

I have this evening instructed my campaign secretariat to discontinue any and all engagements that may have existed with Mr. Patrick Wandare, Advocate. He will forthwith not take any part in any activities relating to my candidacy or campaign.

Mr. Wandare intimated his support for my candidacy in January 2026 after initially having been a strong supporter of one of my opponents. From the outset, he has never been retained as a representative or agent of my campaign, and his involvement therein was solely as a supporter.

The grave allegations against Mr. Wandare are shocking, and such conduct is inconsistent with my personal values and the principles of my candidacy. I have zero tolerance for all perpetrators and enablers of sexual harassment, and do not intend to advance any relationship with individuals who demonstrate contempt for the ideals of mutual respect, dignity, and freedom from all forms of gender-based violence including sexual harassment.

I express my deepest sympathies to all persons that may have fallen victim to Mr. Wandare, and endorse any action they may take to seek justice for the pain they have suffered.

Mwaura Kabata,
LSK Presidential Candidate

[D @dariiwakil]

@lilacmwesh 😅 you can’t be serious

[D @dariiwakil]

@KatheuNzyimi Why though ?

[Pulse Reels @Pulse_Reels]

Rongai Matatu touts are something else...

[Old Mutual Kenya @OldMutual_Ke]

Truth.

[D @dariiwakil]

@_KasKazini You cant be this daft

[D @dariiwakil]

@OdiraTeddy @laban_ach @KenzoDickens 😂 wuueh

[Onyango_tate @Wuodnyakach_]

She was caught taking 1/4 KC in Gwa kairo mnasettiwa standards na madem maskini