Darin Lewis

Still Married to that Dragon with the Girl Tattoo

[TheRealYamYamBloke @RealYamYamBloke]

Did yow lot all ear abowt that wench in Brummyjum who got attacked by a blowk with a cordless drill? Shockin wor it? There er was, walkin down the street, moyndin er own business then... Bosch. #saftness #yampyayi #loffin

[Darin Lewis @Darin6Lewis]

@simonadkins2 The Blob

[David Tristram @TristramComedy]

Chequers, Mate.

[Graham Fellows @gdfellows]

My new LP, ‘Weird Town’ is now available to preorder. You can also listen free to another track - ‘Diary of a Skinbird’ which rhymes ‘fine prose’ with ‘biros’. Hope you like it! https://t.co/jwm9OgwbqX

[Graham Fellows @gdfellows]

A few dates are not showing on the website as they’re still not on sale - sorry ! Zoom in on this to see the full list

[Darin Lewis @Darin6Lewis]

Spent all week back and forth tut Vets, spent 700 Quid can't really afford, end up with dead Cat!
.... Vets! Living the dream!
#EasyMoney

[Darin Lewis @Darin6Lewis]

@AlfredGarnet Like i said Alfie "Slimey Fookers"!

[Darin Lewis @Darin6Lewis]

@AlfredGarnet Cheers Alfie ;)

[TheRealYamYamBloke @RealYamYamBloke]

Let's a play a gairme shall we? Arl put a pickcha up an if yow con tell me the exact lowcayshun yow win a proyz?
#feelinjenrusayi?

[Darin Lewis @Darin6Lewis]

@RealYamYamBloke Ar ay shoowa, burramyer sumweer by the Cut ova the Black Cuntray Moozeum?

[Eddie Hughes @EddieHughes4WN]

Walsall North voted 68% to leave the EU because it's not working for us. Labour have now shown they've abandoned the people of Walsall North

[Darin Lewis @Darin6Lewis]

@Manda_Ponium Aye, and me, but thems Bats thems luvs em too, must be like a Large Donner wid all the Gubbins ter a Bat them biguns! 😆

[Darin Lewis @Darin6Lewis]

@Manda_Ponium Pkt of Chayzy Wotsits and a Beef and Tomato Cup a Soup Bab!
;) Plenty Moths out terneet ay?

[Darin Lewis @Darin6Lewis]

@Manda_Ponium Thats exactly what I'm doing too!
:)

[Kensington T. Gore @Kensington_Gore]

The great Will Hay. If you want a laugh wat h his films.

[Darin Lewis @Darin6Lewis]

@Simon83199847 @thejiltedjohn Hehe, aye, Edwina Izzard.... with a Glen Matlock Rucksack!

[JILTED JOHN @thejiltedjohn]

Me at Rewind Festival! Recognise the legend behind me?.. Clue - it's not Gordon, though his name does begin with a G

[Darin Lewis @Darin6Lewis]

@Simon83199847 Onwards and upwards Mucker! Naa on ter Wednesday, stuff them Dog Eds in the Cup!
;)

[Davey Drew @Daveysaddler]

Ffs, this fucking hotel is on the isle of fucking wight, I've now got to check in then get the ferry back, 11 miles from pompey my arse

[Darin Lewis @Darin6Lewis]

@Simon83199847 Aye, ald on Gaffer gizza minute, big Mug'o'Tay 2 Shuguz ta