alex

[slowly raises hand] yeah, so, does making out with the enemy count as fraternizing or

[ꅐꏂ꒐ꋪ꒯😈👻 @heis_Mike_]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[David @NopContext]

El paracetamol viendo todo el dolor que llevo dentro:

[micheal @godsb0y]

no money in the bank account but i’m still going out this weekend

[flor 𓆩♡𓆪 @cosasdech1cass]

cuando hago clic en "confirmar pago" y me quitan el dinero

[nas @jennydeaath]

accepting the highs and lows because nothing lasts forever anyway

[V @TheBrownUmbreon]

manager said he will fire me and i threatened to delete all the data

[shey 🐭 @otagyaruku]

Justifying a $40 purchase with cash rather than card because it's fake money

[jon @thejondotcom]

pulling up to the pharmacy blasting slayyyter to pick up my prep and there’s a twink working the window

[kayla :33 @kaylahlx]

asked for a full time position and got it so now i have to work full time

[𝓢𝓪𝓶 🩸 @manicpixievamp]

when i try a new hobby and im not immediately an expert

[raticoncito @n0thasghey]

Accidentally soft launched the idea of me leaving my job and now they giving me a raise

[jojo @lillacraa]

tuve que enviar dos emails hoy

[stella @yoonogy]

every day really just feels like this

[gazzi @akif4rt]

Soft launching multiple vacation plans at my job so no one is surprised later

[dj @djzmbieatr]

he replied to the story i made for him specifically

[lucas 𓆊 @_libeau_]

me sinto assim quando estão tirando fotos de mim

[alxndr @alexaldente]

Then go home.

[acervo tchê garotos @gabreka]

quando voce tem 23 anos e inventa de sair sexta e sabado

[💿Barbie Tingz👸🏾 @Keishaadadon]

Me saying idgaf but I genuinely do