Darin King

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of ass IG: darinking TikTok: darin.king

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This World Series game is never going to end #WorldSeries @BlueJays @Dodgers @MLB #sora2

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@yegwave

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How does it make sense that you can challenge a goal due to a missed offside call but you can’t challenge a bad penalty call? #LetsGoOilers

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Donald Trump has forced Apple to change its logo to an image of his head (from @LateNightSeth)

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In protest on America’s treatment of Canada, I will being changing my music preferences as follows:
- Celine Dion instead of Barbra Streisand
- Sum 41 instead of Blink 182
- Snow instead of Vanilla Ice

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@mercurysgod @THR In my nightmares

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@pinkwardbitch @THR This is my favorite response 😂

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Just learned that the Jonas Brothers have their own personal stuffy collection. Weird #Grammys2025

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Why is Freddie Mercury singing a Benson Boone song? #GRAMMYs

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I feel bad for the Presdential diaper changer. Goes from changing diapers maybe 2 or 3 times in the last 4 years to 2 or 3 times per week for the next 4 years #Trump #Inauguration2025

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Unprecedented snow and cold temperatures in the southern states on Trump’s Inauguration Day. Coincidence?

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My father-in-law often tells me facts or gossip that he read on Facebook. He believes it all. But 95% of the time, it’s fake news. So if Facebook has been fact checking up until now, it’s been doing a pretty shitty job

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The only Golden Globes I’m interested in watching are Rue McClanahan’s

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How long is dry January supposed to last? If the answer is two days, I killed it this year

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If you start the movie Stand By Me at exactly 11:11:38 tonight, you can ring in the new year with the start of the barf-o-rama scene. And if you time it right, you can also use that scene to cover up the sounds of you puking in the corner

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If you start Raiders of the Lost Ark at exactly 8:45 tonight, you’ll ring in the new year 80 minutes after the movie is done… Did I do this trend correctly?

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I just realized Pacific Rim takes place in 2025 and I’m very concerned that we currently don’t have to technology to successfully fight kaiju

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The “Christmas Down the Toilet” EP is now streaming everywhere. #newmusic #comedymusic #christmas https://t.co/WtWoq2zwPV

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Since murdering people who’ve caused nationwide suffering is now ok, can someone please execute the person who created Elf on the Shelf