The Caretaker

Oi you.. Sonny Jim! .. Get your dirty Boots off my Hall Floor!

[Saddlers Stats @saddlersstats]

AT THIS TIME IN 98/99 - “Bescot went absolutely potty. The foundations tested to the max as the place literally shook in celebration, indeed I honestly can’t remember another moment like it. Rammell did it in front of his people.” (@dazfellows)

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[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@Simon83199847 @thebitchbible_ Hehe

[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@bobroberthart @simonadkins2 @jeremycorbyn Oof! Theers ony one reply ter that really Son! ....."Nuurgh, am gunna tell mar Mam abaart yow!" Yer childish Pratt! Haha

[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@simonadkins2 @jeremycorbyn It's no use asking that Pillock a'er Kid, he'll jus tell yer learn ter speak Urdu and get yersen a White Flag ready! :-/

[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@RonnieRattling Looks like Triplets to me Sonny!

[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@RonnieRattling Better keep a watchful Eye out for Norwegian Whaling Fleet n'all ay!

[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@RonnieRattling Sounds abit Japanese that!

[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@RonnieRattling Said she was considering a Waterbirth Ron, wanted to know the cost of hiring the Swimming Baths!

[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@RonnieRattling Told me she'd come straight frum Mothercare Ronnie, spending DHSS Maternity Vouchers she said!

[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@RonnieRattling Oi Ronnie Lad, i've got your Cherl just turned up here for the Lunchtime Supervisor job interview!

[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@RonnieRattling Oof! He always struck me as more yer Omo than yer Persil kind of fella!

[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@RonnieRattling Ohh yes, a very likely story! Did the Magistrate believe you? He didn't believe me when i tried it! Oof!

[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@RonnieRattling Well flippin Hop it Horace or i'll be phoning the Rozzers! Ohh yes

[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@RonnieRattling Your Cheryl needs a Changing Room all to her bloomin self Laddo!

[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@RonnieRattling And any bloomin way, what you doing crawling around my Roofspace at 8 a flippin clock at night? Bloody Hooligan!

[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@RonnieRattling I'll have you know Sonny that holes there purely for ventilation purposes! Those Zumba Ladies honk like wet Ferrets on a Tuesday nights!

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

I'll pay a £1000 reward to whoever identifies any of these scum bags https://t.co/fLseOIho2k

[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@RonnieRattling Jobs a gudun Ron

[The Caretaker @darinlewshuttle]

@RonnieRattling Well, there's Mandy, Temporary Cleaner!
Bit rough, late 50's, Bleach Blonde, Tatts, Varacous Veins, Fat Cankles, bit Gobby!
Hers a goer!