Michael Ridsmeia

highly unfunctional semi-non-alcoholic

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never been more proud for not owning a tesla. #fucktesla #fuckelon #fuckmusk #fucktrump #getfucked

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@blink182 #WORKSUCKS @blink182

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@badsandwich wow

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is not Ted Danson’s birthday.

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Karsten!?

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Hands?

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@badsandwich Never forget.

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Fuck Twitter

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tsug

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@billykulpa @badsandwich yup, more please

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I also bought Twitter. #boughttwitter #twitter #bossoftwitter

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is not Ted Danson’s birthday.

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@weinerdog4life not yet.

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@meetflamingos yes

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@weinerdog4life milked carbon

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@dukeluke85 Name: Kurz
Penis: lang

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@thebrianfallon thanks.

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@thebrianfallon no

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@badsandwich you sometimes stop to not poo in your sleep?

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@weinerdog4life @badsandwich stick to be being a dog buddy