delusional

offgrid.

[delusional @dark____master]

Isn't the whole point of dating someone is to marry them? Or do y'all just like all the heart break and breakups?

[JBook. @JBook_37]

Let's go Ross!! He's been cooking these last couple months.

[litquidity @litcapital]

If you are offering $2 million to get into this party, you deserve to pay an annual 99.9% wealth tax

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

I can’t prove it but the Bosa brothers training with their dad in Florida every offseason 100% shaved years off their careers

[CLARK @clarkcashes]

Couldn’t just rob gucci mane. Had to record robbing gucci mane… these gen z niggas retarded

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

Yo I’m DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

Why is his voice so much louder talking about Jaylen Brown than Trumplander when he sounds like Michel’le?

[Derek Summerville @D_Summerville]

This whole setup (no judgment on the workers just doing their jobs) looks exactly like how you'd expect a grifter and con artist who has a trail of bankrupt businesses and fraudulent practices to treat the nation's 250th anniversary. Slop for an era defined by it.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Republicans are writing laws with AI and not even proofreading afterward; it's over. ☠️

[Jaguar Paw @sirdibbydukes]

I’m trying to tell you, that $100 million contract came with stipulations. Attack black athletes and attack the Democratic Party. You have questions for Clinton/Obama but Trump made $5-$7 billion in a year.

[lonetuff @lonetuff]

😭😭😭

[😁 @MCDANlELS]

“Rudy Gobert” “catches”

[The Hood Therapist @OhhMar24]

The Hornets keeping LaMelo for all these years than trading him when they finally seen the light at the end of the tunnel is exactly why bad teams stay bad

[Momo 🇲🇽🇧🇷🇨🇻 @_momopilled_]

LaMelo Ball driving on the icy roads of Minnesota

[Xanny DeVito @trevorstweetss]

Getting mostly pick swaps from a team that’s better than you

[A10 Talk @A10Talk]

Cream Abdul-Jabbar. Always meant to be a Laker

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

How do I nominate a tweet for a Pulitzer

[dunc 🌎 @SpartyWRLD]

Terrion Arnold and Henry Ruggs in prison:

[𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗟𝗔 𝗙𝗔𝗡 🕷️ @LarespectfulLBJ]

7ft 250 paint beast with extreme work ethic is available

[James F. Love IV @JamesFLoveIV]

Those are the $50 Craig’s list paid attendees leaving. One hour, $50.

Hour’s up. They leave.

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

None of them want to live in the places they champion to the marks. Joe Rogan and Kill Tony had all of Texas to choose from and they picked the most liberal spot.