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[. @dark__skinned]

😂😂😂

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

When they google it and you are wrong

[. @dark__skinned]

@BABAGBEMIGA Ahhhh…. So that when I’m listening to it in a public a nigga would say “i put you on”
Gadforbid 😂😂

[. @dark__skinned]

😭😭😭

[Sufi Woman😈 @kikiokeke]

Went to a government agency today and whilst coming down the stairs, engrossed in my phone, an older woman asked me if I was a staff of the agency to which I replied negative
She then said ‘no wonder, cos I don’t share staircase’ . I was so confused 🤣

[. @dark__skinned]

@theGbengaOG I can’t lie, I hear you, but Eba and Egusi is up there mehn

[Wakkie @Big_Wakkie]

Housefly handing over to mosquito in the evening after their day shift 😂

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dear restaurant owners,

We all hate QR code menus. Stop.

Everyone.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Anybody wey mistakenly ask me "how are you" must calm down listen to me because wetin dey do me too much

[Adémọ́lá. @OgbeniDemola]

We don’t have Presidents in Africa. We have supervisors of slave plantations.

[Omachi @Machi1Nne]

For Africa to develop, we need to start producing cr!t!cally th!nk!ng children, not god-fearing ch!ldren.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Once you realize war, religion, and sickness are the most profitable businesses in the world, you’ll understand why the world is the way it is.

Walk with me >>>>

[. @dark__skinned]

@kwekuedilson It’s 2022 then 2026. The other two can go in the trash.

[. @dark__skinned]

@theGbengaOG Insecurity about to peak

[. @dark__skinned]

And when did you know she was the one?

Me: she asked if I wanted the ps5 with the GTA VI ultimate edition.

[. @dark__skinned]

@_gflex “Surviving is winning, Franklin. Everything else is bullshit. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid. Survive.”

[𝔁𝓸 @hushatlas]

I hate those people who use extra english just to exhibit Their ostentatious verbosity and fabricate an illusion of intellectual superiority

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

“A man who has not hit his Claude limit by noon has wasted his morning.”

-Socrates

[Duke of Gatanga @dnkariuki]

Accidentally ran over my neighbors cat in the morning.
Was too scared to tell him to his face so i left a note saying "curiosity was here"...

[Odun 🎲 @Ewatomiby]

Weytin dey always pain me pass be say, when a rich nigha go broke, pple no dey turn up for am like he used to for people 💔🤦🏾‍♂️

[voided @voided]

My AliExpress delivery guy crossing the strait of Hormuz to deliver my $3 package.

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

If this gym culture continues, our generation will produce a lot of fit grandparents.