Em

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Certified Dumb Bitch

[Joel Birch @joelfcbirch]

Hey cool song about how all your friends keep dying did they die in the… OCEAN!? *slaps legs laughing*

[Joel Birch @joelfcbirch]

Wow you wrote a song about how suicide by gun is easy in the US and if you grew up there you’d be dead, BET THERE IS AN OCEAN REFERENCE LOL!!! *hoots in jubilation*

[Joel Birch @joelfcbirch]

Seven years sober today. Zero drinks the entire time, no days off. My youngest son will never see me drunk.

[Satan @s8n]

Suicide is never the answer. Your pets will miss you.

[Em @dark_dead_heart]

Why Tyga look like a 5th gen sim 😭💀 iykyk

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ruby. She is patiently waiting for dinner, minus the patiently part. 12/10

[Em @dark_dead_heart]

@joelfcbirch My boyfriend and I are huge fans and have been for a long time. We've only been to one show since we're in canada and don't have too many show options, but we'd love to go to more shows and travel more to see you live again! Bf has lots of amity tatts too & needs inspo for more👀

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

Acceptable: Man, titties are great.
Also acceptable: Man titties are great.

[bear @iamblackbear]

ur so problematic
i find it attractive

[Satan @s8n]

Life would be easier if the world ended in 2012 like it was supposed to.

[raven 🔪 @ravenmors]

Inspired by @TomKiely_ @Patient67band. Needed one myself 😤

[Satan @s8n]

just because life is a bitch doesn’t mean you have to be

[Satan @s8n]

stop fighting your demons and start working with them

[Satan @s8n]

3 days in and this year is already shit

[Discord @discord]

maybe this is the year some of you finally go outside

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

2023 trying to drink more water but how do I stop the peeing

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

If you start playing “Don’t Trust Me” by 3OH!3 at 11:59:35, you’ll be able to start 2023 by screaming “I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him!”

[Satan @s8n]

yours souls are depressing i don’t want them anymore

[Em @dark_dead_heart]

Thanks $uicideboy$ for spending 3,955 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Grey Magic. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/oUsoJUbYFI

[Shannon Taylor @HeyThereImShan]

I just found out today that my boyfriend of over a year keeps a list of things I mention liking in passing- from foods to movies to clothes to colors- so he always has ideas for gifts to surprise me with. 🥺😭 my little heart can’t take being romanced like this!!