Jimbo

I must ask anyone reading this never to contradict me in any way, as it interferes with the functioning of the gastric juices and prevents my sleeping at night.

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@themarkrad I’m sure I’ve only seen these for sale in record shops because of their names.

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@KevinBehan @CheapIndieVinyl I’ve never listened to any on my set up so I couldn’t tell you that with certainty, but those who own or have heard the first press usually say so. I have reissues of the debut and Coming Up & they’re far from audiophile quality but not as bad as this Dinked edition is described.

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@CheapIndieVinyl I almost caved in when I knew it was about to sell out but I resisted, like I have with the other reissues of it. It’s a shame, I thought they might get it right this time.

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@Tobiasfornow Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

we've signed CB Dicaprio Bootle to our practice squad

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@CL_Meadows The lack of punctuation in her reply makes it even more ruthless. Cormac McCarthy, if he was in a little England/Local People only Facebook group.

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What a day to announce the Oasis reunion, there’s no sunshiiiiiiiiiine

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@ATRightMovies The Wind and The Lion (1975), Sir Joshua Smith shoots several attacking Berber horsemen with a pistol. When the next wave charges, he pulls the trigger but is out of bullets. He does not react at all, he just says “damn.” in a clipped tone, before he is cut down with a sword.

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@JahDuran Three numerically titled EPs were enough to destroy rock and roll.

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@JahDuran There’s not enough joke answers to this tweet when you’ve provided so much ammunition. Carter USM, Birdland, Gene, Razorlight

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@SevaUT Every newspaper caricature/magazine cover depicting Bush that wasn’t The Tea Party Monthly looked like this by the mid 2000s.

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@CENTREBULLET Miley Cyrus ripped off this shirt and released it as her own merch.

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@CENTREBULLET Derek Jarman said when he first saw Adam Ant, he was walking down the Kings Road barechested with his leather jacket slung over one shoulder, cos he’d just had “FUCK” carved into his back with a razor blade by Jordan, therefore he immediately had to cast him in the film Jubilee.

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@SalvadorDafti It was amazing to Google search Funkadelic for the first time and see that as the main photo for the article on Wikipedia and then think, “I know exactly where that is…”

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Brass In Pocket by The Pretenders is the perfect antithesis to Creep by Radiohead, so one should always follow the other on the radio.

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@Brighterdayvnl @pluralvinylpod Send a cheque to this address, I think they’ll still have one lying about for £4.99.

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@justplayed Over half of these have been available for preorder on Fnac for the past two months.

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@kf_morris The rotten facade of The Futurist looked better than that Juche sarcophagus. I walked past when it was being “built” and saw one lad in high vis demonstrating to another that every aspect of it is slapped together from the shoddiest materials known to man.

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@Brighterdayvnl KEEEEF!