Wayne

Real.
ómó @arsenal

[Wayne @dark_saml]

I'm batman

[𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝘼𝙁𝘾 🔴⚪️ @barnesafc]

Thought Raya was only winning golden gloves cos Saliba & Gabriel were shielding him 💀

[Wayne @dark_saml]

@Oyinsopretty Una no matter how you try degrade am, na very very important social media still
All these fake hate na just peer pressure 😂

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

The students and teachers kidnapp£d in Oyo State have been in captivity for 30 days now 💔

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Kai Havertz just scored at the World Cup. Who has a picture of Kai Havertz holding the premier league trophy? I want to use it to congratulate him.

[𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝘼𝙁𝘾 🔴⚪️ @barnesafc]

I sure say Gabriel life flash before him eyes as he see the people wey Dey midfield. E never see that kind rubbish before 🤣

[Wayne @dark_saml]

@nobodylikesmuyi If e dey, cut am comot 🙏🏽

[Musk Jnr. 🀄🇦🇷🇪🇸 Gadgets 🔌 @_FarouqOlami]

switzerland and turkey go first change that 81 to 8 😹😹😹

[Last B 🦋 ✨ @Ony1nyechi]

It gets worse
Many Hausa people don’t know God’s name in Hausa, they always say it’s Allah, but it’s actually Ubangiji.

Islam really erased their identity.

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

Places in the bible and what they’re called today;

1. Persia - Iran
2. Babylonia - Iraq
3. Aram - Syria
4. Cush - Sudan
5. Sodom and Gomorrah - South Africa
6. Ammon - Jordan
7. Phoenicia - Lebanon
8. Hell fire - Nigeria

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

30 days inside bush.

Tinubu you’re a failure.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏅 OFFICIAL: Kai Havertz, Man of the Match for Germany vs Curaçao.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

If you add Manchester United’s 13 years without a league title to Chelsea’s 9 years without a league title you get 22 and 22 is exactly the number of days since Arsenal won the Premier League title.

[DMT 🌎💫 @thisisdmt01]

God btw i love am gan… nobody fit use emotional blackmail for am, you fit dey suffer make he add more suffering 😂

[Wayne @dark_saml]

If it involves slow worship drums I for fly bus dey go ekiti like this

[Racheal @Big_chella01]

I’m craving a worship session….just keyboard and voices, all of us sitting on the floor 🥹

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[Wayne @dark_saml]

I dey tell you man 😭😂

[Sadeeq mistakenly🇵🇹🇫🇷 @_svdeeqbello]

Once the kids in your house get used to that cheche kule song youre finished😭

[Sadeeq mistakenly🇵🇹🇫🇷 @_svdeeqbello]

Once the kids in your house get used to that cheche kule song youre finished😭

[Wydysta 🇳🇬🪡 @wydysta]

It’s your day that would be as pretty as you are.

[Wayne @dark_saml]

@Big_chella01 Type shit 😂

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

So dating older women is the answer?