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✯ 𝔒𝔫𝔢 𝔥𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔠𝔨 𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔫 ☾ ✍︎︎ 𝑎𝑢𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐸𝑛𝑡𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑒 - read it 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆:

[𝐁𝐞𝐚 @darkacademaniac]

to those who have read The Entourage and those who haven’t - who are you?
https://t.co/EML3u2Vqgg

[𝐁𝐞𝐚 @darkacademaniac]

@FeldmanBarrett Massive Pattie Boyd fan here (ever since I was 14, I read her autobiography and was so inspired to seize life!) As the first wife of George Harrison, then Eric Clapton, I always wondered about the impact of sitting on that pedestal, being the muse to 2 iconic musos @ their prime

[𝐁𝐞𝐚 @darkacademaniac]

@voguemagazine @KimKardashian “With only a few months to go before the gala, there were only two choices: slim down to fit into the dress or find something else to wear.”

!! Yeah look cool story bro @voguemagazine but you need to do better than glamourising crash-diet culture like it’s something admirable.

[𝐁𝐞𝐚 @darkacademaniac]

@oldlantern11 zoom chat is going off about asparagus and looking for new ferns

[𝐁𝐞𝐚 @darkacademaniac]

@oldlantern11 LMAO dionysus has entered the zoom call

[𝐁𝐞𝐚 @darkacademaniac]

no one:
dark academia:

[If We Were Villains @ifwewerebots]

You can justify anything if you do it poetically enough.

[مريم حسنا @Maryamhasnaa]

Feeling more clear than ever about the type of people that I want in my life.

[𝐁𝐞𝐚 @darkacademaniac]

Excited to announce I’ll be opening up a YouTube channel! Thank you all so much for your support — leave a comment/message to let me know what content you’d like to see there! Suss my latest insta post and story for more 🪐https://t.co/EelRmpBqVV
#YouTube #Instagram #Announcement

[𝐁𝐞𝐚 @darkacademaniac]

@oldlantern11 SAME?? maybe it’s just the nature of online classes, but I’m so busy it hurts but also queen of procrastination 😂🖤

[𝐁𝐞𝐚 @darkacademaniac]

@oldlantern11 EWWW!!!!!! begone, bigots!!!! But also, how are you doing doing?? 🖤

[If We Were Villains @ifwewerebots]

Which of us could say we were more sinned against than sinning? We were so easily manipulated - confusion made a masterpiece of us.

[𝐁𝐞𝐚 @darkacademaniac]

@oldlantern11 LOVE

[𝐁𝐞𝐚 @darkacademaniac]

This is literally it. This is the entire book.

[If We Were Villains @ifwewerebots]

For someone who loved words as much as I did, it was amazing how often they failed me.

[Katie Henry @KT_NRE]

Once in college, a professor begged me to stop putting jokes in my footnotes because it was totally inappropriate for academic papers.

So I stopped, but now I think the real problem was none of my footnotes were as funny as this one: