colleague: you should open up more.
me: in this lifetime, my exes either called me as their “friend,” “roommate,” “cousin,” or a “brother,” but never a lover.
colleague: oh…
haven’t had a decent conversation with anyone up until I was seated randomly with this handsome daddy in a bustling chicken rice shop. he even paid my meal and flirted a bit. lol
I moaned a bit when my barber was massaging my head with shampoo and he was like your hair is so thick and I was like that’s not the only thing that’s thick here tho