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Trying to be witty, please don’t be offended. All views are definitely not my own. Always follow back.

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@simonfinbow @fesshole Came here to say this.

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@fesshole

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@fesshole Premier Inn-sult.

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@fesshole Has she tried shitting in the sink instead?

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@fesshole Royal Oak?

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@fesshole I saw a fight the other day where a guy got punched in the brain a couple of times outside a McDonalds.

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@fesshole Imagine loving your mum so much that you took time out to remember her on her birthday and the anniversary of her death.

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@fesshole How do you upload a child?

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@fesshole What the fuck kind of fake magic did she then start using when he was 10? Poor little fucker.

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@fesshole Too little, too latte.

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@fesshole The twat that got the cream.

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@gibberingphil @fesshole You caught me.

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@fesshole Are you Alexa?

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@gibberingphil @fesshole I take it your job had absolutely nothing to do with maths? 5 days per year, times 9 years, is not 54.

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@bobbrush102 @fesshole Correct. My apologies. Doesn’t work so well.

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@fesshole I added a like to this post using Tor, so the other fessers who just shit in sinks don’t win.

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@fesshole I do the same with Just Stop Oil protesters.

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@BBCRadio2 #traffic #travel - @richie_anderson it’s St Pancras, not St Pancreas.

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@2SortsNorfolk @fesshole But yes, they’re the ones where they seem to skip a few pages when you’re flicking through them.