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avery, unchained

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#jurassicworldlivetour

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#jurassicworldlivetour

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tinder is sad but i’m not

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fuck yeah!! american capital rules!!

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trust in anglo plus german ridiculous vaccine r&d

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bro i just tweeted like 15 different fuckin ideas. i am so awake.

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new dark avery content happens all the time

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the average lib arts graduate can only understand depth through sex jokes. sad pathetic. has he read strauss’s treatise on spinoza? nope.

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boss ross army. my homies in brooklyn understand

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going full dark avery on main. it’s okay — the lib followers love it. they’re like yes i agree

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jack verbatim screams “this is unbelievable. stop the steal”

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i would simply suggest that the man who is saying this is merely “roided up”

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bobby: is america Mr. Krabs
avery: if you think about spongebob as an allegory for the seven deadly sins, you know martin luther was saying the catholic church … ya know ask me after two more drinks

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the 90’s is the vibe

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mr. scholz, tear down this cringe

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we’re going past the ben franklin one. this is like a top avery short travel video

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is that john lennon? i hate that like 20% more now

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*alarm sounds on the subway*
bobby detected

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*at the berlin wall*
well squidward, this is it. just you, me, and the giant brick wall you built between us

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i’m shorting the biden presidency. can you do that? can you create a security for that?